"The Daddy Diaper Changing Toolbox is a fun way to include dad in all
of the excitement that comes with preparing for a new baby". A fun gift
for New Dad's and Baby Showers! Gifts for Dad to be
Optional Step by Step Dad Humor Directions included with Inventory item checklist:
* Mask --toxic fume filter for when it doesn't smell like roses.
* Goggles --for protection against your own mini version of Old Faithful.
* Patent Pending Poop Poncho --need we say more???
* Tongs --Several inches of steel separation between you and the little warm wrapped gift.
* Turkey Baster --for precision hiney washing.
* Ear/Nose Plugs --use with care.
* Pacifier -- scream plug.
* Baby Wipes -- for cleaning baby bottom and various parts.
* Diaper for newborn -- cute as a kitten until it gets wet then it looks and smells like a sewer rat.
* Bio Hazard bag and rubber gloves --for quarantine containment of the nuclear meltdown.
* Emergency Formula Container-- doubles as a PeePee cover for WeWe.
* Hand Wipes-- to clean up afterward. (For Dad's use only).
* Picture Frame -- this is your badge of honor.
Just Arrived!! Patent Pending Poop Ponchos free with purchase!! Gifts For Dad to Be
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